I Can Resist Anything Except Temptation

One of my co-workers shared this meme on Facebook today.  He's a nice person, and this is not the most obnoxious Christian meme he's put on his timeline, so I couldn't quite bring myself to post the comment that came immediately to mind.  But I can do it here:

To serve the Lord: Dip Lord in mixed egg and milk, then roll Lord in seasoned breadcrumbs and bake in 350 degree oven until crispy.  Serves a multitude, with seven baskets left over.

Some will want to add (or substitute): Serve Lord with fava beans and a nice chianti.  But I chose the homier snark.