Before I forget, someone commented today on Facebook, under a meme mocking the War on Christmas, that she "actually shut Prairie Home Companion off yesterday, because the very first words from the host were, 'It's Christmas, we say Merry Christmas here.' As if 1) Christmas is the origin of these traditions, and 2) none of their listeners would be celebrating the holidays Christmas took its traditions from."
I've long disliked Garrison Keillor (see about halfway through that post), so I was pleased to add another reason for disliking him to my list. But then I got nervous. Don't believe everything you see on the Internet, right? And even without an intention to deceive, people mishear what they hear. Luckily, thanks to the Internet, it is easy nowadays to check these things. The show she was referring to is available online, and dang if she wasn't right. They weren't quite the very first words out of Keillor's mouth, but they came early in his opening monologue, and she didn't take them out of context either. Perhaps one could argue that he was being ironic, as part of his fake-folksy persona, but I don't think so; listen for yourself and decide.