It's Homecoming Weekend, and the town is jumping. I was leaving a film showing in the student union building (Lisa Cholodenko's The Kids Are All Right, which was very good) when I saw this sign in the hallway outside a dance. I'm still trying to wrap my mind around "H'orderves." But hey, it's French, and a few years ago it would have been "Freedom Snacks" or something. I count my blessings.